I’ve started to play with my label.
It’s itching me a little.
I tried
moving my neck side to side to see
if it would readjust comfortably
on its own.
Didn’t work.
So I reached my right hand back over my shoulder.
Stretched my collar
all the way ’round front to see
Mother.
Wife.
39.
Chief Marketing Officer.
Size small.
Made in America.
35 % Israeli. 100 % Woman. 21 % Buddhist-to-be.
Hand wash warm.
Prone to startling. Handle with care. Do not bleach … yet.
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